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1. I Wish I Was Gay Lyrics

I Wish I Was Gay Lyrics

I wish I was him Then I'd understand what it takes to make a man 'Cause it hurts and I don't deserve to feel this way The sting the lies It always takes me by surprise I don't get guys I wish I was g



2. I Wish I Was Gay (Single) Lyrics

I Wish I Was Gay (Single) Lyrics

I wish I was him Then I'd understand what it takes to make a man cus it hurts and I don't deserve to feel this way The sting the lies It always takes me by surprise I don't get guys I wish I w



3. (I Wish I Was In) Dixie's Land Lyrics

(I Wish I Was In) Dixie's Land Lyrics

I wish I was in the land of cotton, Old times there are not forgotten; Look away! Look away! Look away, Dixie's Land! In Dixie's Land where I was born in, Early on one frosty morning, Look away! Look



4. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The Las Vegas Holiday Inn Lounge version) Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The Las Vegas Holiday Inn Lounge version) Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



5. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The Los Angeles Palladium dance version) Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The Los Angeles Palladium dance version) Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said g



6. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The New York CBGB's Punk Rock version) Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The New York CBGB's Punk Rock version) Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said g



7. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The New York CBGB's Punk Rock edit) Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (The New York CBGB's Punk Rock edit) Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said g



8. Wish I Was Cool Lyrics

Wish I Was Cool  Lyrics

I used to be a geek every day of the week And something stupid came out every time that I'd speak Every saturday night I'd have no immediate plans I'd hang out with mom and dad playing board games



9. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

Bloodhound Gang, The One Fierce Beer Coaster I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home E



10. I Wish I Was Queer so I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer so I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



11. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Punk Rock version) Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Punk Rock version) Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter. My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said



12. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



13. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



14. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



15. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



16. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



17. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



18. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



19. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,



20. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said,